{"product_id":"retirement-candles-smells-like-not-my-problem-anymore","title":"Retirement Candles - Smells Like Not My Problem Anymore","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is a particular calm that arrives about a week after the last day, when the emails stop being anybody's business. \"Smells Like Not My Problem Anymore. Happy Retirement\" bottles it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Amber Vanilla Woods. A retirement lunch, a final shift, the first call somebody deliberately does not answer: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Smells Like Not My Problem Anymore. Happy Retirement\" — printed on kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax — plant based, with a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmber Vanilla Woods — Tahitian vanilla with amber and sandalwood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, well past the first month of freedom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKraft label on reusable glass, plain enough for a man's living room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRetirement lunches, a final shift, a colleague of twenty years, a father-in-law, a team collection, an early exit, and whoever has already stopped reading the group emails they are still on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e S-1705-3\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Amber Vanilla Woods - Tahitian Vanilla, Amber \u0026amp; Sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What does Amber Vanilla Woods smell like?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tahitian vanilla with amber and sandalwood under it, which makes it warm and woody rather than sweet. It is the cosiest scent in the range without being a dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Which scent is best for a living room in winter?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amber and sandalwood suit a living room in the cold months because they read as warmth rather than as fragrance. Fresh scents work better in spring and in bathrooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is vanilla too sweet for somebody who dislikes sweet candles?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vanilla paired with amber and sandalwood behaves very differently from vanilla on its own, which is what makes this one work for people who avoid bakery scents. The wood keeps it grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What is the tactful way to give a \"not my problem\" gift?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e It works when the person left by choice and is pleased about it, which covers most retirements. Where the exit was forced, choose a sentiment about the years instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do candles expire?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soy does not spoil, though fragrance fades slowly over years in heat or sunlight. 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